Antarctic vibranium is fuckin’ delicious.
(Source: theplacethatevolutionforgot, via dopemachine)
Antarctic vibranium is fuckin’ delicious.
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CKM: Help me think of more folk tales we can tell about “Macho Man” Randy Savage.
MOE: “Macho Man” once raped a Ford F150.
CKM: That… that’s not… that’s not a folk tale. That’s just… awful.
MOE: I was just stating a fact, give me an example of your “folk tales.”
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“The Flesh - he’s super strong, and super naked! Thunder Girl - she flies… like THUNDER! Stinky Diver - the deep sea diver with an attitude as bad as his odor. And, Meltman! With the power to… MELT!”
In Shasta’s almost bi-annual house cleaning of shirts that don’t fit him & trinkets he doesn’t have the space for, I recently re-accumulated these bad boys. The bottom of their bases says 1998, & I distinctly remember getting these all in one bag from a Burger King kids meal back when they were doing some sort of Nickelodeon tie-in whatchamacallit.
Second to maybe only the transforming McDonalds foodosaur toys, these little bastards are the best fast food kids meal prize in the history of cross-promotional consumerism. They may be the only piece of KaBlam! merchandise ever made, actually…
Fuck you, New 52 Starfire.
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