Antarctic vibranium is fuckin’ delicious.
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It’s Official… 6 More Weeks Of Madness
Real Talk.
CKM: Help me think of more folk tales we can tell about “Macho Man” Randy Savage.
MOE: “Macho Man” once raped a Ford F150.
CKM: That… that’s not… that’s not a folk tale. That’s just… awful.
MOE: I was just stating a fact, give me an example of your “folk tales.”
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“Keg stand, Yoda would not. Use the Force, Yoda would, to make keg stand for him. Much booze there would be, yes.”
Meet my new rap crew. We call ourselves N.W.J - Niggaz Wit Justice.
Grover Steaknife - last seen 10.31.07.
“The Flesh - he’s super strong, and super naked! Thunder Girl - she flies… like THUNDER! Stinky Diver - the deep sea diver with an attitude as bad as his odor. And, Meltman! With the power to… MELT!”
In Shasta’s almost bi-annual house cleaning of shirts that don’t fit him & trinkets he doesn’t have the space for, I recently re-accumulated these bad boys. The bottom of their bases says 1998, & I distinctly remember getting these all in one bag from a Burger King kids meal back when they were doing some sort of Nickelodeon tie-in whatchamacallit.
Second to maybe only the transforming McDonalds foodosaur toys, these little bastards are the best fast food kids meal prize in the history of cross-promotional consumerism. They may be the only piece of KaBlam! merchandise ever made, actually…
Fuck you, New 52 Starfire.
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